Punjabi Sms

Jul 12

Taqdeer se battein ki hai

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Humne tanhaai mein
zanzeer se baatein ki hai,
apni soyi hui
taqdeer se battein ki hai,
tere Didar ki kya
khaak tamanna hogi,
zindagi bhar teri tasweer se battein ki hai,
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Nov 14

Hasday jao tay peenday jao…

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Cigarette aap ki zindagi 8 min kam kar deta hai.
Aur aik baar muskurana ap ki zindagi 10 min barha deta hai.
Moral: Hasday jao tay peenday jao Jhoolay lal;-)
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Nov 14

SWEETER Pa Lo Sardi aa gai jey

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Tussi
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SW
SWE
SWEE
SWEET
SWEETE
SWEETER Pa Lo Sardi aa gai jey!
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Oct 25

Rooh bich mere yaar wasda

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Meri Rooh vich mere yaar wasda!,
Meri akh vich usda deedar wasda!,
Sani apne dard di parwah nahi!,
Rab karey har wailay raway mere yaar Hasda…
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Oct 24

There was a sexy girl…

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Once upon a time there was a sexy girl…
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Sharm kero begharato mulk de halat vekho te apne jazbat vekho!
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Oct 05

Mirza Galib nay farmaya

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Mirza Galib bethe thay nadi kia kinare…
Bachon ne un ko pathar marey!
Mirza Galib nay farmaya:
Falak kia sitaro, Zameen ki Baharo,
Kuttay de putro, Wattay te na maro!
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Oct 01

Menu tey pe gya na sayapa!

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Govt. has passed a new rule…
Beautiful girls and handsome boys have to pay personality tax!
Don’t worry g you ar safe, Menu tey pe gya na sayapa!
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Sep 29

Sultan Rahi or Mustafa Qureshi

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Sultan Rahi: Oye Badmasha! Meri pain da dupata wapis kar…
Mustafa Qureshi: Chal o chal ni denda! tu ki kerein ga!
Sultan Rahi: Khuda di qasam, Peeko karani C
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Jun 04

3 zabane bolne wala tota

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Ek Admi ne Zoo main 3 tarha ki zabanain bolne wala tota dekha jo
English, Urdu or Pnjabi bolta tha.
ADMI: How are you?
TOTA: I’m fine.
ADMI: Ky hal hai?
TOTA: Mein thek hon.
ADMI: Ki haal a tera?
TOTA: Kutiya koi hor gal v puch lay:-D

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Jun 02

nahandey fir v nahi ho

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Pakistan me
1 samandar
5 darya
9 dam
1843 nahrain
638246 kuwain
9834672 nalkey
93167346 tankiyan
734219465 totiyan

Hain
Per! Tusi nahandey fir v nahi ho

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