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Nov 23

Geo Pakistan Wazir

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China: Ki abaadi 1 arab 35 caror, 14 Wazir
India: Ki abaadi 1 arab 27 caror, 32 Wazir
U.S.A: Ki abaadi 32 caror, 14 Wazir
U.K: Ki abaadi 13 caror, 12 Wazir
Pakistan: Ki abaadi 17 caror, 96 Wazir
Geo Pakistan Wazir!
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Nov 09

Died on government holidays!

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Teacher: What are the Similarities Among Quaid E Azam, Allama Iqbal, Sir Syed and Liaqat Ali Khan?
Student: Thy all born and died on government holidays!
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Sep 18

Sadqa har bala ko kha jata hai

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Sadqa har bala ko kha jata hai.
Lakin Molvi ek aisi cheez hai jo sadqe ko bhi kha jata hai.
Qazi Hussain Ahmed – MMA
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Sep 13

World Amazing!

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World Amazing!
1: Falcon duniya ka wo bird hai jo 200 km/h kia speed say urta hai.
2: Khargosh ki aankhein kabhi band nahi hoti.
3: Snake 18 months tak baghair khaye piye zindah reh sakhta hai.
4: Pure diamond paani main nazar nahi aata.
5: Singapore wo country hai jahan 12 months barish hoti hai.
6: Kidney her rooz 500 gallon khoon saaf kerta hai.
7: Japan main students ko dono hathon se likhna sikhate hein.
8: Pakistan mein loog baghair bijli ke  rahty hein.
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Sep 11

Public Service Message

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Kisi kia upar hath uthane say pehla ye zaroor soch lena chahiye kia, Ager aap kia hath uth sakte hain to apki taanhein bhi uth sakhti hain…
A Public Service Message by: MQM
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Sep 09

Joke of the Century!

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Joke of the Century!
Once upon a time there was a country which claimed to be a nuclear power. But did not have electric power!
Pakistan Zindabad
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Aug 28

Ye Mulk hamara ghar hai…

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Jis ghar may kutta hota hai, waha Farishtay nahi aatey.
Ye Mulk hamara ghar hai…
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Baqi aap khud samajhdaar hain!
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Aug 13

Kutta ho ya Insaan…

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Zardari Doodh Waly Ki Dukaan
Pe Gya Aur Kaha :
“Kuttay K Liye
Ek Litre Doodh De Do …”
Doodh Wala :
“Idhar Hi Pio Ge
Ya
Parcel Ker Doon…”
Kutta ho ya Insaan, Par dil to hai Pakistani
Pakistan Zindabad!
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Jun 08

Asif Zardari deserves Oscar

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Asif Zardari thinks he too deserves an Oscar……!
WHY??
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After all he is a Pakistani
‘Slum Dog Millionaire!’
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Apr 25

Statement of Zardari

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Statement By ASIF ZARDARI:

“Mein Apni Wife Ka Badla Zarur Leta”

Magar?

“Khudkushi Haram Hai”.

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