Feb 28
Person 1: Omg! I’m SOO thirsty!
Person 2: *Gets Out Drink*
Person 1: Oh! Can I Have Some?
Person 2: Yea….just a minute while stare into your eyes and take a massive sip leaving you worried whether there anything left and THEN ill give you a drink!
Like If this has EVER Happened to you
Tags: Fun sms
Person 2: *Gets Out Drink*
Person 1: Oh! Can I Have Some?
Person 2: Yea….just a minute while stare into your eyes and take a massive sip leaving you worried whether there anything left and THEN ill give you a drink!
Like If this has EVER Happened to you
Tags: Fun smsDec 02
Boy to a girl: Why Don’t you have a boyfriend?
Girl: I am not allowed to have a boyfriend, but why don’t you have a girlfriend ?
Boy: because you are not allowed to have a boyfriend yet ……!
just waiting for you!
Tags: Tharki-bacho sms
Girl: I am not allowed to have a boyfriend, but why don’t you have a girlfriend ?
Boy: because you are not allowed to have a boyfriend yet ……!
just waiting for you!
Tags: Tharki-bacho smsNov 01
U NEED HEART Ye Dil Apka Hua ,
U NEED FRND Mjse Dosti Karoge ,
U NEED JOY Dhoom Machaly Dhoom ,
U NEED HELP Main Hun Naa… ,
U NEED CASH – - – - -
Hum Ap K Hain Kaun?
Tags: cute funny sms
U NEED FRND Mjse Dosti Karoge ,
U NEED JOY Dhoom Machaly Dhoom ,
U NEED HELP Main Hun Naa… ,
U NEED CASH – - – - -
Hum Ap K Hain Kaun?
Tags: cute funny smsJul 30
Man: Doctor my wife recently has lost her voice.
What should I do to help her to get it back?
Doctor: Try to come home at 3 in the morning.
What should I do to help her to get it back?
Doctor: Try to come home at 3 in the morning.
Jul 26
Sardar K Ghar ladki hui
Sardarni: Sunoji, jab yeh badi hogi toh ladke usse patayengey
Sardar: oye, koi gal nahin kushwinder, maine is problem ka solution dhoond liya hai
Sardarni: Kya?
Sardar: Hum iska naam “Didi” rakhengey
Sardarni: Sunoji, jab yeh badi hogi toh ladke usse patayengey
Sardar: oye, koi gal nahin kushwinder, maine is problem ka solution dhoond liya hai
Sardarni: Kya?
Sardar: Hum iska naam “Didi” rakhengey
Jul 26
One day sardar found cigarette in daughter’s room
“Oh God, she smokes?”
Then found whisky,
“Oh God, she drinks?”
Then finally saw a nude boy,
“Thank god, toh yeh sab is munde ka hai”
“Oh God, she smokes?”
Then found whisky,
“Oh God, she drinks?”
Then finally saw a nude boy,
“Thank god, toh yeh sab is munde ka hai”
Jun 26
Agr ap ko check karna hai k ap k demag main kia Hai tu….
Ap ek BHENS k pass jayen..
agr wo ap se door chali jaye tu samaj jana k apka demag khali hai…
oor agr….
woo ap k paas aane lage tu …………..
es ka matlab saaf zahir hai k AP K DEMAG MAIN BHOOSA BHARA HWA HAI…..
Tags: Funny sms joke
Ap ek BHENS k pass jayen..
agr wo ap se door chali jaye tu samaj jana k apka demag khali hai…
oor agr….
woo ap k paas aane lage tu …………..
es ka matlab saaf zahir hai k AP K DEMAG MAIN BHOOSA BHARA HWA HAI…..
Tags: Funny sms jokeMay 19
My nights are going sleepless,
my days are going useless.
So I asked GOD,
“is this love?”
GOD replied,
“no dear, result is near”
Tags: english funny sms
my days are going useless.
So I asked GOD,
“is this love?”
GOD replied,
“no dear, result is near”
Tags: english funny smsApr 22
2 twins apny kmry me bethy thy.
1 hans hans k loot poot ho raha tha,
2nd udaas kony me betha tha..
Baap:tm itna q hans rhy ho?
Beta: mumy ne dono bar isi ko nehla dia:-
Tags: cool and funny sms messages, english funny sms, Funny SMS
1 hans hans k loot poot ho raha tha,
2nd udaas kony me betha tha..
Baap:tm itna q hans rhy ho?
Beta: mumy ne dono bar isi ko nehla dia:-
Tags: cool and funny sms messages, english funny sms, Funny SMSApr 22
“Jo shaks apni pocket money se apne doston ko treat deta hai.
.
.kamyabi hamesha us k kadam chomti ha..!!”
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.kamyabi hamesha us k kadam chomti ha..!!”
William Muft Khor. 
Tags: cool and funny sms messages, english funny sms, Funny SMS
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