Mar 12
My ATTITUDE in exams.
They give me questi0ns Which i don’t know.So…..
I give them answers which they d0nt know.:-)
Tit for tat…:-P
They give me questi0ns Which i don’t know.So…..
I give them answers which they d0nt know.:-)
Tit for tat…:-P
Oct 20
Yeh Angraiz bh na Alif Bay Pay ko A to Z kehtay hain,
Hum in ko PAGAL aur yeh Humko MAD kehtay hain,
Jeeti Jaagti Ammi ko MUMMY kehtay hain
or Zinda Baap ko DEAD kehtay hain.
Tags: Urdu sms messages
Hum in ko PAGAL aur yeh Humko MAD kehtay hain,
Jeeti Jaagti Ammi ko MUMMY kehtay hain
or Zinda Baap ko DEAD kehtay hain.
Tags: Urdu sms messagesNov 27
A lady broke a signal and
was presented in front of the judge.
Lady: Your honor please let me go
I am a school teacher,
I am getting late for my class.
Judge: Aahaa so you are a teacher,
I have waited for this moment all my life,
now write down
“I WILL NEVER GO THROUGH A RED LIGHT”
5000 TIMES AND I WILL LET YOU GO.
Tags: English sms joke
was presented in front of the judge.
Lady: Your honor please let me go
I am a school teacher,
I am getting late for my class.
Judge: Aahaa so you are a teacher,
I have waited for this moment all my life,
now write down
“I WILL NEVER GO THROUGH A RED LIGHT”
5000 TIMES AND I WILL LET YOU GO.
Tags: English sms jokeOct 16
Buy a scooty,
pick a beauty,
drink a frooty,
take her to ooty,
remove her nighty,
do ur duty,
after 9 month get a cuty.
Tags: funny naughty sms
pick a beauty,
drink a frooty,
take her to ooty,
remove her nighty,
do ur duty,
after 9 month get a cuty.
Tags: funny naughty smsOct 16
Sardar: Will you marry me?
Girl: Sorry I am a lesbian.
Sardar: What’s a lesbian?
Girl: I like to sleep with girls.
Sardar: Give me a hand… I am also lesbian
Tags: sardar naughty sms
Girl: Sorry I am a lesbian.
Sardar: What’s a lesbian?
Girl: I like to sleep with girls.
Sardar: Give me a hand… I am also lesbian
Tags: sardar naughty smsOct 12
Tragedy of man’s life
Nice men are ugly,
good looking men are not nice,
good lookin nice men are married,
good lookin nice unmarried men are gay.=P
Tags: funny naughty sms
Nice men are ugly,
good looking men are not nice,
good lookin nice men are married,
good lookin nice unmarried men are gay.=P
Tags: funny naughty smsOct 12
An Idea Can Change Your Life
But,
A Woman can change your IDEA..
So,
Always change
Women to change IDEAS
WHAT AN IDEA.
SIR Gee.
Tags: cute naughty sms
But,
A Woman can change your IDEA..
So,
Always change
Women to change IDEAS
WHAT AN IDEA.
SIR Gee.
Tags: cute naughty smsSep 26
Son – I want a baby brother .
Mom – your dad is overseas.
When he comes back we will talk over it.
Son – why don’t you give him a surprise?
Tags: crystal-clear, dear, fact, Good Morning SMS, hear-4rm, heartbreak sms, let-luv, Love SMS, Naughty SMS, never-planned, old-next, the-world, will-talk, you-give
Mom – your dad is overseas.
When he comes back we will talk over it.
Son – why don’t you give him a surprise?
Tags: crystal-clear, dear, fact, Good Morning SMS, hear-4rm, heartbreak sms, let-luv, Love SMS, Naughty SMS, never-planned, old-next, the-world, will-talk, you-giveJul 25
Kuch log thodi der karte hain….
Kuch log 2-3 dafa karte hain,
aur kuch saari raat karte rahate hain,
tab jaakar hota hai….
unka…
Mobile Charge…!
Tags: beauty, charge, dream, dream sms, dreams, future-belongs, happiness, mobile-charge, Naughty SMS, our-dream, saari-raat, tab-jaakar, you-once, you-twice, your-eyes
Kuch log 2-3 dafa karte hain,
aur kuch saari raat karte rahate hain,
tab jaakar hota hai….
unka…
Mobile Charge…!
Tags: beauty, charge, dream, dream sms, dreams, future-belongs, happiness, mobile-charge, Naughty SMS, our-dream, saari-raat, tab-jaakar, you-once, you-twice, your-eyesJul 25
Meri taref se apko 1 “PuPPI” Aapki saheli ko 1 “PAPPI”
Saheli ki saheli ko 1 “PuPPI” Batau bhala kiun?
Aaj hi mere “DOggy” ne 10 “PuPPI” ko janam de hai!
Tags: aapki, bhala-kiun, charge, dream, dream sms, future-belongs, Naughty SMS, our-dream, pappi, tab-jaakar, you-once, you-twice, your-eyes
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